I put the Jockey jacket into the washing machine. I had bought the washing machine during the recent sale on amazon.com. While the jacket was engulfed in the whirlpool of soapy bubbles, the universe, along with all the objects in it, scaled up by 1.5. The jacket inside the whirlpool survived. I didn't realise. I now wear a jacket that's 2/3rd it's original size. I blame Jockey. Jockey blames the washing machine. You decide.
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